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the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.
Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.
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Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
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The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuck.
that kid is such a zombie douche!
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A wagon that transports Douche Bags.
Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.
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an incredible annoying person who deserves being called more than a douche bag and more than a fag therefore douche-fag is the perfect amount of insulting for this situation!
Tim: dude did you just see that guy cut me off?
Randy: what a douche-fag!
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A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps
Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches
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Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.
"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"
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