Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

Dr. Pharvey

The Son or Daughter of Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey, if possible to reproduce.

Person 1: I love Dr. Pharvey. Dad, what do you think.
Person 2(Dad): Fuck off

DR Bailey Effect

When audio and video is unintentional out of sync. It creates a meta narrative on the out of sync nature of colonial life ,,

Dont worry if you experiencing the Dr bailey effect as we discuss the topic of decolonisation and white fragility.