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The guy who turned water into wine.
Jesus turned my water into wine
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Expression similar to "what the fuck!" often used in poker tournaments and the whatnot
"Jesus tit, will you please pay attention and not be such a dickneck."
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The Commander in Chief and the Commander in Cheat; the Anointed One by God the Father and the QAnon-ed one by alt-right voters; the Alpha and the Omega, and the rejected and the ejected; and the others-centered and the me-centered.
Comparing Jesus and Trump is like comparing heaven and hell, or forgiveness and vindictiveness.
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Catholic Church code phrase used by Priests whilst in the confessional instructing the unwary confessee to "Kiss the Jesus." This is always accompanied by the sound of a zipper coming down in a rapid manner and a loud, "BOING-ing" sound as the erect penis of the Priest, at the sight of a ten year old boy, pops out of his Cassock.
Gerald, Ten Year Old Boy: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession."
Catholic Priest: "Say five Our Fathers and One Hail Mary and KISS THE JESUS."
<zip, BOING, followed by smooching noises>
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jay carb.
no more needs to be said.
good god, if i have to hear one more thing about how his life is a walk with god from that jesus freak jay carb, i might just die!
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A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
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