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want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED
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When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.
Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?
No, I’m only at 7
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A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!
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Anytime one person says something silly or dumb that everyone around them knows to be true or fact about the person talking.
Senario 1:
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!
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Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.
And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...
HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...
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lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?
yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.
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common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way
It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards
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