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A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff
Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.
"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."
*girl turns to face forward*
"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"
"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"
"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"
A small town full of yokels and banjo players near Cowdenbeath. One time respected town as it was the birthplace of Rangers Legend Jim Baxter. Sadly it is now full of neds and backwords people which is defined by the fact that Celtic Uber Ned Scott Brown was also born there.
Some say Deliverance was based on Hill Of Beath
Why is the chav with no teeth playing that home made banjo?" - "He's from Hill of Beath, he's a yokel" "Ah right
A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
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Another word for a town in Michigan called "Rochester". This town typically includes your average:
-Rich Snobs
-Furries
-Pedophiles
-Pontiac apologists
-Democrats
-Whores
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Nah, I was too busy shopping for fursuits in Snobchester Hills.
A grown woman who is consistently competing against her own sister. Hill is taken from the old game king of the hill where only one player remains ontop of the hill and is crowned. They may also compete against other women or people too. They can be jealous , envoius or wanting what they feel they do not have. They start out seeking parents attention and affection when they were young . When they become older they add more to the mix. They practice the forbidden subtle art of one upmaship.
Sister Y just bought a house with her boyfriend of 10 years. Now single sister Z suddenly gets a boyfriend and moves into his new home. Sister Y gets married and so does sibling Z.
Sister Y made a scarf and Sister Z buys handmade item and shows it off.
Some do come off their hills.
Random guy - You know ya married a hill sister.
Desert Hills is a town in Arizona otherwise known as Northern Phoenix. it is horse country filled with a bunch of rodeo people. when you walkoutside it smells like horses. it is no where for a amazing artist ,and i would NEVER suggest anyone live here it is about 5 miles from anthem.
Bob- hey bill where are you moving again?
Bill- with my cowboy uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere with his horses. it is some little town named desert hills
Bob- that sucks i would hate to live there