An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."
An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.
"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."
The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules
Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better
A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.
Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.
Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous
Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.
Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.
When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.
Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!