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Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...
Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!
you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here
The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member
Bro where you been?
Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”
When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls
Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS
wow its a holy shad omgfm
holy shad please save me and have some nut with me
A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.