Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

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taking her to the train station

sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with.

and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but she takes advantage of yer kindness on the way

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woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

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kicking her game

If a woman is sleeping with a married man, she's "kicking her game" refering to the interferance of the married woman's relationship.

"Mary's just pissed at Brenda for kicking her game for the last year and a half."

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Checked her math

to get a girls number

Because saying got her digits is old and lame

Where did you meet here?

At the club last night. After you left she ran into me at the bar. We talked a while and I checked her math. Should be closing the deal tonight.

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Grab her by the pussy

A meme no one knows where it came from

Grab her by the pussy.

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Movie in her tummy

When a movie zooms into any part of the body and it never completely exits the body, forcing the conclusion that the movie is in that part.

In Pan's Labyrinth, the movie goes into her stomach and never comes out, showing you the whole movie. Inside her stomach.

Jill - Pan's labyrinth was GOOD.
Joe - The movie - it was a movie in her tummy.
Jill - oh i hate those. *shucks*

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