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A shortening of the expression "peace of cake" which is as much a matter of convenience as a product of an esoterism fetish.
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Is a homosexual male being fucked for the first time.
Joey I know you want some of this Cherry cake. I do Shawn.
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A shortened/abbreviated version of the word pancake. Often used in recipes or a slang word for young teenagers in place of the word penis
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idiom: falls under the same concept as The Cake Is A Lie.
"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
A: ...I ran errands for months on end, and two years in, all that toiling in the sun, pulling twice her fucking weight.. for a fucking Sony Walkman.
B: ...
...
...Huh.
C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?
A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
...
C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T
A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.
B: ...
T_T
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...e_e...
...You never specified...
...e_e...
are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e
Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
The problem is that the cake is a pie.
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When a man puts any type of hot sauce on the outside of a condom and receives oral sex. The hot sauce burns the womans mouth, so the man shoves cake down her mouth too cool her down.
Jill: I heard jack gave you a Spicy Cake yesterday. Did it burn?
Becky: Yeah, he just shoved cake down my throat to cool me down.
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A woman on her third wedding or better.
How many times dis girl gonna get hitched? Damn what a cake whore.
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