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Leaving ones place of work before the work day is officially complete. Often used with a lame excuse such as having to go to Karate practice.
Hey guys - I have to Cut Out Early to go to Karate. If the boss calls, just tell him that I have an offsite meeting.
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When someone says this it means that you're wound up (too manic or not playing with a full deck) and a smaller dose is required, so you act normal & level.
Shane: Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?
Jimmy: Yeah brother, I play to invite a lot of strippers over, bring in the alcohol by the keg, & get really stoked and have a wild party.
Shane: Damn man, maybe you need to cut the Prozac in half.
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A vagina. The lips opening of the vagina looks like a cut and it never closes (literally at least)
Here's to the cut that never heals, the more you rub it, the better it feels. You can soap it, scrub it and wash it to hell but you can never get rid of that cod-fish smell.
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Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.
When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
"I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."
"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
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Style of pants made out of blue jean fabric that skims the thigh and has a slight flare at the leg opening : to balances proportions and give the illusion of making your legs look longer.
Those boot cut jeans make your legs look great, even without heels on you look taller.
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Said to interrupt a person mid sentence (particularly if said person is a stupid ass house nigga), first used by "Reverend X". It is also expectable that after the use of the word that one may add a "NEXT CALLA"!
Person one: "You know Jesus is the best, don't you just love Jesus? My whole life revolves around Je.........
Person two: CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!
Person one: "Hey man, don't sin in front of Jes........."
Person two: NEXT CALLA!
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A video in which someone in said video screams at the end, but it is cut off at the perfect place.
The most common place to find these videos is on Twitter page “Perfectly Cut Screams.”
Wow dude, you just edited some perfectly cut screams.
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