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Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.
Always remember the internet-margin rule...always
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The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
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Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
Internet whores houses work just like real ones.
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To not be very skilled in the online world.
Racamoni you suck at the internet
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What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.
T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"
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1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.
2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.
3.) YouTube.....forget it.
4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet
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The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
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