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Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.
He be sayin some next shit!
I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!
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A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
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an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!
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a term used by police officers when talking to other officers, that describes criminals that continue to re-commit crimes regardless of jail time served or programs taken.
"ya I heard he's a real shit rat"
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It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
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When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris
Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again
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To embrace or accept as fact. To show pride or intent in; thereby taking the sting out of being accused of being or doing something considered unfavorable.
Bro, dont let her make you feel bad for cummimg too quickly. You gotta own that shit.
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