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starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....
Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
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A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
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Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.
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Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.
Pamela received some odd looks on the bus ride home, after her adobe turn-over.
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someone is highly unattractive
*ugly girl walks by*
Person 1: wow that girl is trippin' over ugly
Person 2: ew, you aren't lying.
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It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.
Example:
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
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a way of telling someone to kill themselves
alright dude, go trip over a knife
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