Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.
Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.
When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed
My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch
When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket
You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket