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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.

"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."

by Chrenolda June 10, 2018


strawberry jam

the jam used to toss someone’s salad in prison ifykyk

ayo don’t forget the strawberry jam

by user185848391937474 June 29, 2021


bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen

(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!

by veracious December 13, 2018


Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car

Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.

by romansuperdestroyer May 30, 2021


Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet November 1, 2021


Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet November 1, 2021


you've got no jams

the only thing you need to be an ARMY.

rapmon:jimin,you've got no jams!

by annalovestaetae June 22, 2017