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Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person
Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "
Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"
I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.
Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?
When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.