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A man with an extremely small penis
I was going to have sex with this guy nick but he was life sized and I had to turn away to keep from laughing, I felt sorry for the guy honestly.......
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Someone who is there for you through thick and thin, providing solid advice and guidance through lifes trials and tribulations.
A person having vast knowledge and expertise with an uncanny ability to share it with a you.
Drew: Damn, this situation sucks.
Daryl: Yeah I know but I dont know what to tell you. Thats rough.
Drew: I will call my life mentor, Shannon. She will be able to provide some perspective.
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when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life
froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)
addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
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The belief that if you are born a bro you are a bro for life.
"If you're born a bro you're are a bro for life. I'm bro life! I hate those bro choice people."
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A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
Just wait when Desinc Plays Crack Life
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The ability to do anything you want in life at a high level, and the knowledge of such ability.
I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves because of how much life talent I have.
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The highest-quality life you could possibly live out life in.
Bill Gates was living 'The best-life' because of his success with his company Microsoft.
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