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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing May 1, 2023


isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 14, 2021


Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024


Matthew Huerta

This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.

"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "

by The Mister Master January 31, 2023


Matthew Buller

A real faggot and a true cunt and has been since he came out of the womb, also normally a giant bitch

See that guy over there? Thats Matthew Buller and he's the real cunt here.

by Matthew8Buller August 3, 2018


matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.

matthew whittimore is a dick head

by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017


conner matthew

Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.

omg thats conner matthew

by crazygirly12344 July 30, 2023