The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.
You're dead to me, Mike.
A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap
Mike is being Mike
He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!
The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.
Yo whos that guy working over there?
Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy