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A lovely wednesday evening most commonly shared by a group of triumphant individuals who consider themselves to be the best of mates embark on a journey to a local dive bar in which a magical bond of brotherhood is shared with common activities include the avid consumption of 50 cent chicken wings and two dollar beers with the classic game known as Billiards is played until nights end.
"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.
Me: Hey me and some of my buddies are gonna hit the town for a good old Wing Wednesday
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.
When you finally smoke weed for the first time. Similar to red wings but just not about periods and sex. And also because wings means your flying and that’s what you’re doing when your high.
William finally got his green wings.
When you roll a nice, clean, small joint with dank weed that really packs a punch
I rolled a right wing dooey before the movie and the three of us were knocked out within 20 minutes!
The unsung male hero of a wedding party, usually older than a ring bearer but younger than full-fledged groomsman, whose sole job it is to look cute and hook up single groomsmen with unattached bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks confidence in the aforementioned pursuit it is the responsibility of the chicken wing man to call him a "chicken" and ply him with beverages (and optional celery sticks) until he complies with the mission.
Groomsman: "Dude, did you see how ridiculous the bride's cousin looks in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again? I heard she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I don't know if I should talk to her."
Chicken Wing Man: "Stop being such a chicken, bro. Drink this jack and coke, munch on a couple of these celery sticks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you. No worries."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wing man."
Person who is acting lame or gay.
Jeremiah didn't want to go snowboarding because Jay and I were running late. He was being a real wing nigga
He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.