This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
The highest quality of paper and can't be found at any Wal-Mart. #TheGoodShit
Hey bro gimme some of dat ayour paper so I can rub it on my money to give it more value
Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.
The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.
Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.