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people who are flexible

People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.

Some Gymnast: I am one of the people who are flexible.

person2: Yes you are :)

by howohowo October 29, 2020


Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 19, 2015


white people camping

Essentially camping but with a kitchen stove and bringing all necessities

Let’s go camping! But not actual camping, white people camping

by Reevocon February 1, 2020


red dot people

scammers that work at 7 eleven

7 eleven workers will always have a red dot on their forehead, meaning they are one of the red dot people and also a scammer indian

by scammmmmmmmmmmerrrrr July 31, 2023


Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.

Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!

by Billiest April 18, 2019


People on the urban dictionary

“ unique “ under age unfunny and posts stupid shit that is about how this kid at your school is gay or your gf/bf

People on the urban dictionary are fucking obnoxious

by Tumbleweeding is the new lmao April 24, 2018


Hell is other people

A quote from French philosopher Jean- Paul Sartre's play "No Exit". It's a phrase meaning if relations with someone else are twisted and broken then that person can only be hell. The reason why is because when we try to think about and know ourselves, we use the knowledge of us that people already have.

"I love Sartres quote, "Hell is other people".

by DurpyFlurp April 1, 2020