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Jacking off into a pancake.
One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER
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When there is a walking and talking pig in your high school. Sometimes this pig will follow other human classmates around, and try to invite himself places. although this pig believes he has many friends, he is truely ridiculed and used by any class mates. Ways of spotting one would be, Piglet nose, piglet ears, smells like ham, and an overall douchebag. Many people refer to it as a ham sandwich, walking bacon, and a tool.
Student 1: "Dude, did you notice that pig walking to pre-calc this morning"
Student 2: "Ya dude wtf was up with that, it was like pigs in a classroom or something.
Student 1: "ya idk bout whatever it was it sure made me hungry
Student 2: Ya its probably a douchebag
Student 1: DEFINATLY
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Similar to the term "he is like TEFLON" only without the sophistication. This person always seems to keep their job even though the provide no value. They are like a greased pig, just to fat and slippery to spend a lot of energy getting rid of them.
Management knew Steve was like a Greased Pig at the national sales meeting.
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Hemorrhoids that are enflamed and hurt like hell. So large that they look like they would be the knuckles of a swine variety.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"My pig knuckles are flared!"
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Pigs Magee is the phrase used to describe people who eat unhealthy snacks, regularly. Someone is a particular pigs magee if they eat snacks if there are little of that snack left, and/or if those snacks are meant to be for everyone.
Alternative forms of pigs magee can be P.J.Magee, pigs, magee, piggy, porker, porks magee.
Steven Raphael is a Pigs Magee
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An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
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Pig Latin was first discovered from the first president, George Washington. A pig was on the boat of the Boston Tea party, against the boycott of high prices with Paul Revere. There was also a pig on a boat in Slavery times where African American slaves were being traveled. So that is pretty much the definition against this pro noun of sensitivity. The Adams made this ripped of word split in the two halves of Piglatin. There you go.
Gaoknfn means hello in Pig latin
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