playing twister with the girls

A seemingly innocent game played between girl friends that in reality is an orgy of lesbian sex. Also can be used to refer to sexual activity between just two lesbian partners.

Derived from the twister like positions girls must bend themselves into in order to scissor.

Kate: "Where is Alyssa tonight?"
Brianne: "Oh she didn't tell you? She went over to Carries again."
Kate: "Wow! It's been every night this week!"
Brianne: "I think she's been playing twister with the girls."

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play like a girl

Awesome, strong confident, fast, the best.

Boy 1: you play like a girl
Girl: thanks if you played a little better I bet you would too!
Random boy: BURN!!!!

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Playing Pocket Pool

when someone puts their hand in a guys pocket and plays with their cock

i put my hand in jonny's pocket and played with his POOL STICK

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playing center field

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.

Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.

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Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

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Eat & Play Combo

Giving cunnilingus to a female while playing with the goods(clitoris) at the same time. This will make her go crazy!!!!!

Last night I had an Eat & Play Combo..... Oh, I also went to Dave & Busters

Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.

*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"