Poops McGee

"fate"

When Kyle took a bullet for Jack Black in the HBO series "Tenacious D"

Jack Black sings a solo ballad for his fallen friend, who harmonizes--it seems--from heaven. JB sings that KG's "decision to rescue me..." and KG interrupts, "was definitely Poops McGee."

Interview after the show revealed nothing, as JB and KG never explained who or what Poops McGee is, but the generally accepted definition is "fate"

It was Poops McGee that I missed that flight...

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sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

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poop streak

Having a light brown streak follow up from the bottom of your buttocks in your underwear towards your lower back. The brown streak is a remainer of feces.

I found my brother's underwear lying on the ground and I noticed it had poop streaks.

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liquid poop

The poop that comes out of a person's butt when that person has diarrhea.

John had diarrhea today. Liquid poop kept coming out of his butt.

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King of Poop

A pseudonim for pop singer Justin Bieber based on the music he releases.

A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.

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Poop Bisque

Somewhere between diarrhea and a solid poop. When your toilet looks like a swamp. Brown soup.

I had a poop attack and when I looked down it was a total case of poop bisque.

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Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

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