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hunk of rock

A diamond, especially in 1930s slang.

Look at that hunk of rock on May's finger! She must be marrying a hustler

by heresyourletter February 28, 2014


stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad November 30, 2015


Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.

Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile

by TheHows August 22, 2010


Rock cheeks

Used to describe the act of having sex. Most commonly used in reference to hitting it from behind. Literally, having sex with butt cheeks.

Dude #1 : Hey bro, did you end up hooking up last night ?
Dude #2 : Oh yeah man. I took home a dime and I rocked those cheeks all night.

Dude #1 : Are you hanging out tonight ?
Dude #2 : No man, your sister is coming over tonight and she wants to rock cheeks.
Dude #1 : oh cool, wait, what the fuck ?

by 10-30 June 30, 2011


Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 06, 2011


Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 05, 2023


Sedimentary rock

Sedimentary rock is the formation of deposited rock being compacted and formed into layers after millions of years

Dead organisms die and fall to the bottom of the water source and after long heat and compaction become peat a creamy brown substance soon to turn into to firm black coal after millions of years.Erosion can also cause sedimentary rock to form when the rock piles and becomes firm and sturdy.

by Cat girl 43222 May 15, 2019