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Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
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Hey Duane, whip out that monster so I can set me up a sugar rocket!
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