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Pocket Rocket is an expression used in Poker (Texas Holdem) when you get dealt a pair of aces. This is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky (because the odds of getting dealt a pair of aces are minimal). For example being born with great looks or qualities.
Girl: You're so freaking handsome!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!
A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.
Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.
You jump and then fart in the air and you prepell higher up.
I'm going to get a huge rocket boost if I'm going to jump.
When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
The floating used tampon(s) in a high traffic port-a-pot.
“I dry heaved and peed simultaneously because of all the clot rockets in the port-a-pot.”
An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.
Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.
The 'Rocket League Syndrome' affects entertaining Youtubers during their recordings. It is a mental irritation that comes with its physical symptom of giving the affected person an itchy nose.
Several famous Youtubers are already infected with the Rocket League Syndrome. It is said that patient zero is either JonSandman or Woofless, both whom are famous Youtubers that play Rocket League frequently.
There is still no known cure to the Rocket League Syndrome.
I'm going to play defensive, the Rocket League syndrome is messing with me again. (Which essentially means that the person is staying as a goalkeeper so that he/she can scratch his nose)