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A salty geeza is Jack piper phat headed and is one of those teenage key board warrior's. When confronted Inot real life they pussy out and flap faster that a pigeon. Skrrrr pop pop
Yo my man here is a salty geeza
When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
I hate what I am doing and nobody helps me. I am stuck in a salty void.
When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.
Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo
When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")
Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her
Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red
I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat
Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard