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When you step in a steaming Dog Shit!!!
What’s that Smell?? Oh don’t worry Daves got his frenchman’s shoe on.
Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.
Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)
to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.
“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”
To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.
Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.
When your friend gives you a blowie.
Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.
The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.
I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.