Random
Source Code
Random
the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
1👍 1👎
When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle
A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.
As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.