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When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.
I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!
A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.
The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.
I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.