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The definition of a STUPID ASS RETARD is extreme stupidity or being extremely idiotic
Little boy : shoves dogs face up his buttocks
Little boys sister: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS RETARD.
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Andtillo castillo has drew drew disease
Andrew is a rock dumb stupid bitch
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This word is used to describe person who is smelly,stupid, and idiotic. Also,it is used to describe every single dog in the universe. It also depends on how you use the word. If you call a person that, they will probably kill you. But if you call an object this word, they will come alive and beat you until you say cats are awesome and I like chicken. One more thing. Thank you.
DOGS SUCK
Man! Did you see that dog walking down that street! It's such a smelly stupid idiot right? It's so bad I can't even breath ugh!!!! Oh no. Now I'm dead. Thanks a lot dog!
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someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man
He's a stupid ass mother fucker.
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a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?
Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?
What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?
Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?
Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
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People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
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