Ginger sexy talk

Two gingers having phone sex

Ginger Jim: What are you wearing?
Ginger Jane: Lots and lots of sunscreen.
Ginger Jim: Oh that's some good ginger sexy talk.

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talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

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Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

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Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

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Yelp Talk Whore

Someone who can usually be found chatting away on Yelp Talk incessantly, contributing their 2 cents worth to all sorts of chat threads about things so vapid as asking others how much lint they picked out of their navel that morning in the shower... all in the name of trying to be the center of everyone's attention.

Jean The Bean is a Yelp Talk Whore. Day in and day out, she can be found on Yelp Talk or PMing her Yelp friends, unless, of course there's a Friday evening DYL (Destroy Your Liver), a Sunday DYK hike (Destroy Your Knees) or a Yelp Elite event happening somewhere.

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small talk

A polite way of saying sex.

A way of saying sex that sounds polite but insinuates really dirty, filthy sex.

Person 1) Where did you disappear to during the party last night?

Person 2) Oh, I just went and made small talk all night with that cute girl i met.

Person 1) NICE!

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we need to talk

when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used

when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck"

Melanie: We need to talk..

Joe: Oh for fuck sakes...

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