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Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
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when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)
david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*
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When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing
Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....
random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself
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Wagyu fart: a large, yet enjoyable fart followed after eating wagyu steak. Typically a rich beef smelly fart only enjoyable by the person releasing it.
I had wagyu steak for dinner and spent the night doing wagyu farts!
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A gagious body expulsion reeking of the kitchen trash can.
the garbage fart you just left smells like 10 day old chinese food with a hint of saurkraut.
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a delicious fart medley filled with noxious gases and pungent odors with varying sounds, lengths, and consistencies
bertha created a renowned fart succotash!
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when you fart in a specific place, knowing that someone will soon walk into that space, smelling your fart
I just fart trapped that women behind me.
Someone just fart trapped me, whew.
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