pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.

I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.

"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

Yabby pump

The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand

He disrespected the Misso so I gave him a couple yabby pumps

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

Pump Snuggler

Slang for a speedo or other snug fitting bathing suit. Probably a derivative of plum smuggler but with alternative connotations suggestive of snuggling one's pump

Tell me it's not the first time that dude wore his pump snuggler out in public.