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August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other
“Hey man fuck you”
“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day”
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1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
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A penis with an abnormally large glans.
My Beef Ladle resembles a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
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A song named "pork and beef" by the "THE COUP" pork means P-I-G (Police) and beef (Issues)
Me and that punk ass officer Slater got pork and beef
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When someone twists your dick such as giving an indian burn until its raw red.
She gave me some pretty bad chief beef last night.
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one who is good at stroking a penis wether his own or by someone else
that chick is a real beef master.
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