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Valley Christian Ho

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.

Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.

by Number One Party Boi May 20, 2019

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Cole Anthony Christian

The literal love of my life. The most caring human to walk the planet. Not only is he sweet but he has a nice sense of humor that has made me feel better on so many occasions. My life has gotten so much happier because of Cole and I could never live life without him. He is everything you would want in a person from cuteness, smarts, and being an athlete. He is a wonderful person to be friends with but if you find a Cole like Cole Anthony Christian snatch him up because he will be the greatest thing to enter your life. Cole is an easy person to talk to about your problems or anything you feel you can’t keep in. Cole has been such a good influence on my life and I’m so happy that I now have him. I hope I never have a day without Cole Anthony Christian in my life. I love you Cole. :) <3

Cole Anthony Christian is my happiness.

by Dotsnatural October 1, 2018

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Christian Man's Burden

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.

The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

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Kings Christian Academy

A shitty ass school run by former rejects and homeschoolers. The shittiest place in the county.

Sebastian:I go to Kings Christian Academy
GIRL 1:oh so I see ur a bitch

by Kca kid November 3, 2020

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Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.

Rehabilitate your stupidity with actual sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School!

by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 21, 2022

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Social Media Christian

when a person constantly posts Bible quotes on their story, has one in their bio, and posts things relating to Christianity when in reality they are the biggest liar and are everything they say you shouldn’t be.

Did you see when she kicked that old man and called you a whore?? And then she went on to post that Bible quote about how you should love your neighbor!!

I know she’s such a social media Christian

by March 5, 2021

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christian brothers college

The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.

Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?

Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs

True

by Therealmofo32 November 20, 2016

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