turtleneck of death

what iPhone chargers start to get after a few weeks of heavy use

"Can I borrow your charger?" "Sure, just be careful, it had the turtleneck of death."

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Death seat

The seat on a bus on the very back row in the middle. Chances are if the bus brakes suddenly the person in the "Death Seat" will be thrown forwards and be propelled down the aisle.

Person 1 was sitting in the death seat when the bus driver slammed the brakes on. Person 1 was thrown forward onto their face in the aisle whilst person 2, 3 and 4 laughed hysterically.

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Subzero death

Shitiest shitbag known to all of mankind.

You are being a Subzero death right now.

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Death Box

A Television

"Dude.Turn off the death box and go outside".

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Twink Death

When a young gorgeous man gets old

Matthew Broderick is twink death

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DEATH HOUSE

An unholy house of HELL and TERROR. Four walls of Filth where Men and Boys are unsafe to sleep for fear of Attack from a DEATH WENCH. To be found in the presence of said DEATH WENCH, you would be seen to have DONE THE DODGE!!!

Me: 'where is Carlos?'
Vicky: 'she's gone to the DEATH HOUSE to restock provisions and to save Dobell from the crippling grip of the DEATH WENCH and her filthy minions!'
Me: 'Do you think we should help her?'
Vicky: 'Nar that's kool, she's a full grown EMOTRAMP, and besides, she's safe enough...she doesn't have a penis!'

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Death Sock

A sock repetitively used as a cum-rag.

**Note: The only way to destroy a death sock is to burn it and banish it to hell.

Ben: Why the long face today, Josh?

Josh: My cleaning lady found my Death Sock. I don't know who I feel worse for, her or me.

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