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Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 22, 2023


Shoe Stew

To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.

Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.

by Mdfritts November 7, 2021


tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

by Theonewhoguessesall June 17, 2020


Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019


bowling shoe

A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.

I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.

Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.

by JSBII December 21, 2020


Ah-Gucci Shoes

Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."

I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"

by Casper's Roast June 26, 2024


Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016