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When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!
While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.
I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!
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A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"
Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
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The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.
Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
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