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The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
Noun.
An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
Plat:z~
1:A man that doesn’t do anything with himself , he constantly on the block with his team smoking and have a gas pain after because he has no money for food, A ‘plaits’ is also a man who has no problem treating someones daughter like shit and will leave her stranded on a date because he has no wheels and has to foot it all over the place.
2: The typical waste of time good for nothing man that young empty headed girls always fall for and blame the entire male species for one wasteman’s ways.
Billy: dawg u see tranquisha always in some toxic relationship with that Plaits Man…
Steven: yea boy..steupz idk why she don’t go with a good man for once, she only like men like plaits, smh
Bobby: Dred yuh moving like plaits..like yuh don’t have no ambition orr? All u wanna do is bull, spend all your money on high grades and Hennessy and buy fake polo so?
a woman who takes pleasure and enjoyment or just happens to be able to "steal" men for their girlfriends or wives, the opposite of a woman burglar.
look at that woman over there eying our husbands she is such a man burglar
a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?
ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!
joseph : SWEET!
If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
God is a man, I agree
(person 1) Hey are you choking on that chicken Sea Man ?!
(person 2) What the fuck
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