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a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school
“omg he’s totally a matt helms”
A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT
Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo
Matt bell is beyond embarrassing.
Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .
Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.
HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles
MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"
Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon
OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT