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"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
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A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.
Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.
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Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn
That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde
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When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.
Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...
Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert
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A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
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A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.
Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.
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