mimosa tree friendship

a relationship though initially close soon dissolves

We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.

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Gross Tree Store

An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.

Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.

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Cock in a tree

A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.

Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.

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Tree Licker

Someone who is always sucking face with someone else.

A professional "makeout artist".

An extreme kisser.

Emily : "Ehmahgawd, Cindy is such a tree licker! Too much PDA!"

Meaghan: "I know right?! She and her he-she lover need to just get a room already! Nobody wants to watch her shove her tongue down that freak's throat!"

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One Tree Hill

Horribly predicatable 'teen drama' full of the typical dime-a-dozen Causcasian jocks and bimbos.

Dawson's Creek was bad enough,but this one actually outshines it when it comes to shitty characters,wooden acting and cliched storylines.

This show is no different from any other American teen drama.Hence it equals crap!

Try somethin' new.

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one tree hill

North Carolina's attempt to make the state well known by creating a crap-ass melodrama delivered by brooding chiseled teens and one good actress(Shame on you Moira Kelly, what about Cutting Edge?!).

Friend 1: Oh, fuckbeans...I missed One Tree Hill last night!

Friend 2: You sad little douche-rocket.

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