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Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.
Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.
Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.
“Man look at that Uncle over there”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”
Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”
touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay
uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it
1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy
An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
Pedo that shows up at the family reunion.