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It is a special girl you choose to smoke with you over any girl, sister, other friends, gf or whatever. Its a high honor! lol
Excuse the pun ;)
Woman:hey honey! Would you like to smoke some weed with me?
Man:nahh baby, I got a girl for that, yah know my "weed smoke girl"
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One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
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Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.
Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.
The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.
Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.
Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?
Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?
Person A:
The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.
Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?
Person A:
Yes. Very.
Person B:
Ah ha!
Person A:
What?
Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
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This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.
Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.
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Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.
Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.
On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.
The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.
If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
I tried straight edge some time, but now I am doing the 3-day-weed-week.
A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.
1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.
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