Cheese me!

The exclamation made by the Kraft macaroni and cheese Dinosaur on the commercials... sounds kinky.

Dinosaur: CHEESE ME! (followed by blast of cheese)
Victim: You got it in my eye!... I feel violated.

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love cheese

another name for a baby A.K.A. Love child

Dennis and Holli made love cheese last month. She's due in October.

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Nigger cheese

cheese from a nigger dick

dude youve got nigger cheese!11!!!!!1!!!

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cheese man

A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)

Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.

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Nut cheese

When you let jizz ferment in a sock for six months.

That's some rank ass nut cheese. Do your damn laundry.

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cheese wheel

A short fat dick. reference Ron White.

She wants my cheese wheel.

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Grilled Cheese

Blue Balls for girls. When a guy teases a girl and her va-jay-jay becomes the consistency of the inside of a freshly-made grilled cheese sandwich.

1: So Andrew, what were you talking to Nicole about?
1: Oh nothing, just giving her the good 'ole grilled cheese.

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