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This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!

Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? πŸ‘ŒSo braveπŸ‘Œ Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023


Pixie shit

Adjective used to describe a gremlin, demogorgon looking-ass , talent-less hoe who who covers bewitched songs.

"hey look, pixie shit's on the tv again"

by Big Tasty Papi April 22, 2017


Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn February 21, 2011


shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: β€œBriggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: β€œThere is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017


shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip

I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel

by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020


Separate the shit from the krap

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.

My mom got mad and shouted, β€œseparate the shit from the krap!”

by Pinners July 14, 2019


shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! January 29, 2016