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What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com
Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!
What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.
Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"
Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.
Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”
“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”
“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
a habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Marty: please katie eat my balls
Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later
the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina
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