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To be fly as hell, well dressed
How many females gon be there, cuz I'm a have that shit on
During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.
"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"
"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal
Shit on a stick
When you shit on a stick to make it into a lollipop.
Hey Brianna I heard you shit on a stick earlier today.
Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit
A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"